Cool. Wanna try this one. :)
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Operation: KILL THE BITCH.
I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.
COOL:)
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ART. FASHION. LOVE
FREEDOM
FRAGRANCE
SLIM.
WHY ARE BABIES ARE BETTER THAN KITTENS?
Why are babies are better than kittens? HAH! Here are the reasons why babies are better than kittens? (and , as any five-year-old will tell you, more reasons makes my lists better. Nyah!)
- Babies are rarely known to shed on furniture.
- No one’s allergic to a baby.
- Having a kitten in the car doesn’t let you drive in the carpool lane.
- An exercise program you can really stick with.. that you have to stick with, whether you like it or not.
- With a kitten, you don’t get to watch otherwise normal adults making silly faces, jumping up and down, talking nonsense in a high pitched voice and generally making fools of themselves. Hours of fun!
- Babies don’t have fleas. babies don’t give you fleas.
- Two words: Tax Deduction
- Childbirth - - the greatest crash diet ever! Lose 20 pounds in one day — and keep it off, too!
And number one reasons why babies are better than kittens…
- Kitten never grow up to look at you and say I LOVE YOU MOM!:]
“Well - behaved women rarely make history..”
MARILYN MONROE
Fish and visitors smell in three days.
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